limerick

There is this service called twitter
A place to shine and to glitter
    And in one forty letters
    Prove that you're better
To all of the bloggers so bitter

There once was a girl named Libbi
Who would say before sex quite glibly
   Please put it in
   when it's hard as tin
And between us the fun we will divvy

There once was a president Bush
Who buggered this country's tush
   Then took all our money
   said, "I'll jail you sonny,
if you speak against it, so shush."